I'm a man. I can fix that.
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
New TV too big? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix that!
Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
WTF?
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
(Hat tip to Ted for sending me this)
