How to maintain your sanity
- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on. Point a hair dryer at passing cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Make some copies of a paperclip. Then put them into the paper tray of the copier. People will go nuts trying to find the paperclip stuck in the printer.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Steal all the victim’s pens and replace them with pens that have the caps glued on.
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks... Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana"
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks... Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Marijuana"
- Find an old toy with button-activated sound (music, baby crying, etc.). Tape it to the back of the victim’s desk drawer, so that when the drawer is completely shut the button is activated. Leave the drawer open a crack, and wait for victim to arrive.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify that Your drive-thru order is "To Go".
- When The money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
- Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy and while at the counter ask where the fitting room is.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- Specify that Your drive-thru order is "To Go".
- When The money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
- Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy and while at the counter ask where the fitting room is.
- If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call the phone will keep ringing.
- If you have an office phone system that allows conference calling, you can prank two people at once. Call the first victim’s extension, then very quickly call the second victim and push the conference button. Now both people will think the other person called them and will begin arguing over who called whom!
- Leave a phone message for the victim that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called (or Mr. Behr also works), and wants to be called back. Then list the phone number of the local zoo.
- Plug a radio into the power strip that your victim’s computer is plugged in to. Turn the volume all the way up. Now turn the power strip off. Your victim will at first be puzzled why their computer won’t turn on; and then will get a big surprise when they flip their power strip on.
- If the victim uses Microsoft Word, go into the victim’s computer and change the auto-correct feature so it misspells common words. Just open Word, choose “AutoCorrect Options” from the Tools menu, and have it replace common words like “the” and “and” with wacky words like “eggplant” or “Uranus.” Be creative.
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